- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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