Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Anti Joke

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