- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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