how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I asked her where you were.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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