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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the man say to his doctor?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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