- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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