Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

XD Jackass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Anti Joke

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