- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

God is real.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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