How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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