- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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