- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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