What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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