- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Jordan is pregant

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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