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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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