- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

yolo your orange looks orange

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Can anyone Lenin money?

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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