- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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