- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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