Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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