- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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