My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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