- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's stupid a light bulb.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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