I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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