A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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