One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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