- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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