Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock knock Come in

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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