What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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I'm Coming

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