So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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