Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

miha kako si?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Beka has AIDS

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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