- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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