Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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