- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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