Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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