Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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