Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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