HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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My mom

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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