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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Your adopted

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.