- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

a man checks his mypsace

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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