- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Urban ghettos

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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