the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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