If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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