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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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