What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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my egg roll

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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