- Anti Joke

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

i'm hard

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.