- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's up? Your time.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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