- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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