- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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