roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

the game

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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