- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Caramel Boing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I'm homeless.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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