Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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