What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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