A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Women's Rights

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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