- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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