Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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