Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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