Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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