- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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