- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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