- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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