The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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