- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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