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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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