- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

this website is a bad joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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