Prostitution is bad.......

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

a black man pays his child support

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Racial Equality

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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