- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

white or wheat? wheat please.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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