- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

the midget went to the midget store

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Emily Walker.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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