Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

YOLO You only like Oreos

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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