- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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