- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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