- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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