What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Pickle

Good job, son.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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