- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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