- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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