- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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