What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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