- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Potassium? K.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what's white and sticky semen

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Albino African Americans

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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