Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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outside your comfort zone

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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