- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

The cream, it is coming

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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