why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Horse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Men

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