- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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