Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Psychics.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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