- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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