batman has diarrhea

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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