what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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