- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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