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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Click here to end the world.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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