- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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