- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Feminism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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