What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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