What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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