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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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