- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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