- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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