- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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