An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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