- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Go away

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A shark ate your mom

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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