- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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