- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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