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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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