What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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