- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Justin Beiber

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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