What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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