- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Dude man, I'm high...

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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