Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

black people swimming

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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