Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What is older than history?

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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