- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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