Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Sam Hengal.

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