I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Sam Hengal.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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quantum physics?

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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i had sex.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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