- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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