- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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my penis

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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