- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The GOV and the WHO?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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