How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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