A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops