Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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