- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Mooses

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

My dad

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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