How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Anti Joke

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