What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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