I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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