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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A American seeking into mexico

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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