Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Beka has AIDS

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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