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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why girl die cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama so fat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

sucks Syntax...

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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