- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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