Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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my gramma died

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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