Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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