- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

knock knock? come in

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