- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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