A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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