- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The government

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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