what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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feminism

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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