What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the zebra cross the road?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

yolo your orange looks orange

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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