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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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