- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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