Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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