what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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