why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's one plus one? two.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Knock knock... Home invasion

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Hej Erik och Leo!!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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