An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Once upon a time, The end.

knock knock go away!!!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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