- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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