What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Turkey Balls

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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