- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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