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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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