What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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